The Smoking Gun
After Registering As A Republican, Independent, Democrat, And Republican, Donald Trump Has Now Opted Not To Enroll In A Party ...

The purported billionaire, 65, is expected today to endorse Republican Mitt Romney’s presidential bid. But history shows that if you wait a few minutes, The Donald will likely change his political affiliation.

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Feds: Man Gave Tainted Yogurt To Several Women ...
Prosecutors seek harsh sentence for clerk in semen sample case
Yogurt

In light of grocery clerk Anthony Garcia's "perverted conduct," government lawyers have asked a judge for an "upward departure" from federal guidelines.

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FBI Targets "Hoarder" In Top-Secret Thefts ...
Feds: Analyst took records from government agency
Top Secret

A raid at the Maryland home of Robert Harwin, 67, yielded a cache of documents from the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency.

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Sorry, No Accused Felon Looks Good With One Of Those Yellow Crayon Band-Aids On His Face ...

Duane Longacre, 27, was arrested in Indiana after crashing a car he allegedly boosted. The hospital where he was treated apparently ran out of grown-up bandages.

 

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Sisters Charged For Sexually Assaulting Man With Pliers ...
Cops: Victim, 18, was also forced to drink urine
Pliers

Valerie Bartkey, 24, and Amanda Johnson, 17, are facing several criminal raps for their alleged roles in a bizarre encounter last year.

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Cops Arrest Minnesota Man For DWI. He Was Driving A Zamboni At The Time. ...

Joel Bruss, 34, was collared Monday evening for allegedly operating the ice resurfacing machine while under the influence. He was nabbed at the Hayes Arena in Apple Valley.

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Another School Seeks To Curb Grinding Menace ...
Upcoming dance at Mundelein promises to be tame
Grinding

In a letter sent to parents, school administrators said they will not allow any of that rhythmic “back-to-front” action kids enjoy.

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Donors To Stephen Colbert Super PAC Include Frumunda Mabalz and Ibin Yerkinoff, Records Show ...

Strangely, Heywood Jablome was not among the contributors who helped "Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow" pile up $1 million.

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Wife Abuse Rap Casts Shadow On "Zeitoun" Hero ...
Subject of lauded Dave Eggers book copped to attack
Zeitoun

Abdulrahman Zeitoun, 54, was convicted of battering his wife, who told New Orleans cops that her estranged spouse had beaten her.

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It Takes Two Asses To Make An Assassin ...
Find the missing letter in the mug shot roundup
Mug Shot Roundup

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested every week. Only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our weekly mug shot review.

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Cops: Caregiver Performed Sex Act On Unconscious Man Brought To Hospital By Cops ...

According to Utah police, a patrolman caught Hal Weston, 46, in the act of sodomizing a suspect inside an exam room at the Logan Regional Hospital.

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After Government Smackdown, Clothing Designer Abandons Effort To Trademark Blue Ivy Carter’s Name ...

The three-week-old daughter of Beyonce and Jay-Z is a "famous infant" who has no connection with a proposed line of infant, toddler, and junior clothing, a federal official has ruled.

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Another Mom Gets Arrested For Serving As Ferdie Pacheco During Teen Daughter's Brawl With Classmate ...

Orlando police allege that Sandra Padilla Miranda, 38, shouted encouragements like "hit harder" and "bite her" as her child scrapped with a fellow student.

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"Mob Wives" Star Once Worked As Cocaine Dealer ...
VH1 standout snared in undercover DEA investigation
Angela "Big Ang" Raiola

Angela "Big Ang" Raiola, 51, was caught on a wiretap complaining to a drug kingpin about the inferior quality of coke she had to sell.

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FBI Arrests Unruly Passenger Unaware That You Can’t Light Up Cigarettes Inside An Airplane ...

Flight attendants had to twice extinguish cigarettes lit by Manolin Villaverde, 37, during a United Airlines flight Tuesday evening from Houston to southern California.

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Despite Unfair Tax Burden, Warren Buffett's Secretary Was Just Able To Buy A Second Home ...

When the Nebraska winter gets especially brutal, Debra Bosanek, 55, can escape to sunny Surprise, Arizona, where her new home has a pool and "professional PGA putting green."

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NYPD Busts Man For Secret Taping Of X-Rated Tryst ...
Suspect uploaded video to XTube day after encounter
XTube

Now locked up on Rikers Island, Eric Wilson, 44, has posted dozens of videos showing him having sex with male partners.

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Woman Posted Suicide Note On Facebook ...
Cops: Michigan mother, 23, killed self with shotgun
Facebook

Cynthia Lee, a mother of three, shot herself shortly after penning a note about her pain being "too strong...to handle any longer."

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Four-Year-Old North Dakota Girl Has Not Received The “Stop Snitching” Memo ...

After police pulled over a vehicle that reeked of pot, the child told police that, "Mommy smokes weed all the time."

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Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex ...
Girl, 15, told police she felt "disrespected" by trysting
Couple Having Sex

A Florida mother, 35, said she “didn’t intend to wake her daughter up” while having sex with her boyfriend in an adjacent bedroom.

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Suspect Catches The Red-Eye... Directly To Jail ...
Arrestee's demonic look courtesy of mug shot camera
Mug Shot Roundup

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested every week. Only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our weekly mug shot review.

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Former Prison Official Cops To Smuggling Contraband Into Manhattan Federal Lockup ...

Nydia Ciancioso, who worked for the federal Bureau of Prisons for 23 years, pleaded guilty this week to introducing prohibited items into the Metropolitan Correctional Center.

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Accused Abuser Claimed "Ghost" Injured His Wife ...
Cops: Man battered spouse, tried to blame apparition
Ghost

Michael West's bizarre ghost story did not convince cops in Wisconsin, who busted the 41-year-old on a variety of charges.

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Cops Collar Bambam The Testicle Attacker ...
Knife-wielding Utahan made beau strip before assault
Belt

Police say Savannah Rios, 24, took the victim's belt and "wrapped it around her hand, and hit him several times in the 'balls.'"

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Cops Actually Arrest Subway Sandwich Artist For Giving His Pals Discounted Grub ...

Camron Frost, 19, was arrested yesterday afternoon inside a Subway in Spartanburg, South Carolina for allegedly supplying pals with cut-rate subs, drinks, and cookies.

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Yes, Mohamed Atta Is Awfully Lucky He Did Not Come Face-To-Face With Mark Wahlberg ...

Those box cutter-wielding Osama bin Laden disciples would have been no match for the former Marky Mark.

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Accused Amish Beard Cutter Willing To Install Electricity In His Home If Released From Jail On Electronic Monitoring ...

Samuel Mullet, a 66-year-old father of 16, is willing to go to extremes to secure his release from custody.

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Pair Busted For Flaming Tampon Attack On Car ...
Feminine hygiene products were stuffed inside auto
Tampons

Patricia Deshong, 25, and Quentin Deshong, 22, are facing a variety of charges for allegedly vandalizing a 2006 Ford Fusion.

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Donald Trump: Still A Miserly Billionaire ...
Developer's charity amounts to chump change
Donald Trump

The Donald J. Trump Foundation's 2010 tax return will elicit laughter from actual philanthropists like Michael Bloomberg.

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Here's The Message T-Shirt Apparently Preferred By Accused Child Porn Traffickers Everywhere ...

If your wardrobe includes this garment, throw it out immediately. Because if you don’t, your friends will think you're a pervert.

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Designer Seeks To Trademark Blue Ivy's Name ...
Move done without consent of Jay-Z and Beyonce
Beyonce and Jay-Z

Days after the child's birth, Joseph Mbeh filed an application to use the baby's name on a variety of "infant, toddler and junior clothing."

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Spoiled Princess And Other Recent Lawbreakers ...
"Texting while driving" arrestee highlights roundup
Mug Shot Roundup

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested every week. Only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our weekly mug shot review.

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Cops Believe North Carolina Inmate Hid 10-Inch Revolver In His Rectum. Luckily, It Was Unloaded. ...

According to sheriff’s investigators, Michael Leon Ward, 23, was taken to a hospital today "for possible injuries" that may have been caused by the weapon.

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Woman Alleges That Her Fake Penis Resulted In Unfair Firing From Factory Job ...

Pennsylvanian Pauline Davis, 45, says she wore the prosthetic device to work "while contemplating a gender change," according to a federal civil rights lawsuit.

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Indicted Man Asks Judge To Lift Twitter Ban ...
Accused "Anonymous" member decries gagging
Twitter

If not allowed to tweet during the pendency of his case, an alleged "hacktivist" claims he will be unfairly silenced during the '12 races.

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Powdered Miami Man Tacks On Another Arrest To His 94-Page Rap Sheet ...

Travis Williams, 23, was busted Wednesday in Miami for disorderly conduct. His booking photo makes it appear that he was lightly dusted in flour before the shutter snapped.

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Cops Bust Dad Over Burnt Biscuit Rage ...
Breakfast row ended with meat cleaver at son's throat
Biscuit

Harry Woods, 43, was arrested for battery after attacking his 24-year-old son over baked goods left in the oven too long.

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Feds Release Photos Of 12 Amish Defendants Indicted For Cutting Beards, Hair Of Religious Foes ...

Federal prosecutors charge that the Ohio-based group targeted male and female victims with whom they have had ongoing religious disputes.

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Cops Hunt Knife-Wielding Robber Who Stole $250 “Mega Masturbator” From Iowa Sex Shop ...

An employee at the Romantix Pleasure Palace in Iowa City reports that the stolen item was a "F--- Me Silly #1" model.

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Woman Seeking Crack Cocaine Calls Police After Drug Dealer Sells Her Sugar Instead ...

Again, people, these kind of drug world disputes should not be referred to the police for resolution. Because the handcuffs always have a way of coming out.

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Chalk-Wielding "Occupy" Protester Freed From Jail After Prosecutors Drop Charges ...

Timothy Osmar, 25, made the mistake of writing "All I want for Christmas is a revolution. OCCUPY" on an Orlando sidewalk that was under video surveillance by police.

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Who's Following Your Daughter On Facebook ...
Feds: Truck driver coerced naked photos from teen girl
Facebook

Here's further proof that most of the teenage girls on Facebook are actually 53-year-old perverts trying to add to their collections.

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Hulk Want Money. Hulk Need Money. Hulk Hold Up Bank To Get Money. ...

A young man wearing an Incredible Hulk mask yesterday robbed a bank in upstate New York. Cops have not disclosed how much green was taken by the armed character.

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Police Arrest Michigan Man For Biting Off Nose Of Female Friend During Party Dispute ...

Stephen Medawis, 56, is being held on a felony assault charge following last night’s bloody attack on a 44-year-old woman in Grand Rapids.

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Cops: Incensed By Judge Judy, Florida Woman, 62, Attacks Husband, 65, With Hammer ...

Janet Knowles allegedly gaveled her spouse bloody Sunday morning because he "was watching Judge Judy and that made her mad." She should probably then avoid "Judge Joe Brown."

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Snoop Dogg's New Pot Arrest Will Probably Hurt His Chance To Lobby Obama On Legalization ...

The rapper has an exquisite sense of timing judging by his weekend bust in the same Texas town where Willie Nelson took a marijuana collar.

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Meet America’s Dopiest Convicted Drug Dealer ...
Florida felon wore crack cocaine sweatshirt to court
Crack Cocaine

Ex-con Christopher Patterson, 25, made a curious garment choice when he appeared for a hearing in his oxycodone trafficking case.

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He's A Smooth Operator (With An Invalid License) ...
Furry collar for motorist who kicks off mug roundup
Mug Shot Roundup

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested every week. Only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our prestigious mug shot review.

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Dozen Busted For Endangered Species Sales ...
Seized items include leopard skin coat, turtle shoes
Tiger Rug

A joint federal-state probe dubbed Operation Cyberwild targeted sellers who allegedly used Craigslist and other web sites.

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Stung By FBI, Perverted State Department Employee Pleads Guilty In Child Porn Case ...

James Cafferty, 45, who "admitted 'photo-shopping' himself into scenes constituting child pornography," faces a minimum federal prison term of five years.

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